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Advice to Congress

Now that the election is over, I would like to give some advice to the new Congress to help speed things up a bit:

• When you go to bed at night, make sure it’s your spouse lying next to you.

• If you’re offered a bribe, call the FBI at once.

• When we call your office, don’t give us a voice message saying, “Your call is important to us” and then never call us back.

• Focus on important issues like securing our borders and Social Security instead of demanding the Washington Redskins change their name.

• Don’t put your hand on a Bible, swearing to God and man that you will uphold the Constitution, while you believe it is fundamentally flawed.

• Don’t vote for any pay raises. Vote for term limits. Don’t forget you are a public servant, not a monarch.

• Most of all, humble yourself before God and ask for wisdom.

Mark Sarver


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