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Beware of unintended stall signals

| Sunday, September 2, 2007 12:00 a.m

It has come to this. Security personnel are in the wrong part of the airport. They should be stationed in the men’s room.

Airport warnings abound: Shoes off, leave your bags unlocked, no liquor of more than three ounces, lose the knitting needles, etc. Add to the list — watch out for gay senators who are not gay.

Guys — if your iPod is on in the john, best not to tap your foot to the music.

Larry Craig blames the media. But if the media wrote about senators occupying the men’s room stall for its normal use, it wouldn’t be news. But it would be like a breath of fresh air.

Mark Russell is a syndicated satirist.

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