If feelings are more important in our politically correct world than right and wrong, then we kindly good people should be willing to prove it. Wholeheartedly for amnesty, we disavow any pejorative connotation to the word “illegal.” Next we must remove all locks from our lives. No more locks to our home, our car or any other secured area. That will show our commitment to open borders by removing the barriers closest to us to show others there is nothing to fear.
Going even further, if we find uninvited people in our house, we should feed them, give them a room, ensure a good education and tend to their medical needs. By doing that we'll prove to those whining taxpayers that we're willing to put our money where our hearts are.
The most important proof of our sincerity is to insist that those who don't agree with us can keep their locks and don't have to pay a cent in taxes toward taking care of those who just move in. After all, we don't want everyone to do what we do because we won't be the kindly good ones anymore.
There, doesn't that feel good?
Daniel Robinson
West Deer

