Some scammers were phishing for a sucker. They almost reeled me in. I got an e-mail that said I was in danger of losing my eBay account. Hey, it had the eBay logo on it, it must be OK, right? I vaguely remembered looking at eBay awhile back. I couldn’t remember if I’d used it. I don’t need more stuff. I’ve got an attic brimming with junk, and a basement awash in artifacts. And I doubt even online that I would find a buyer for the worn-out or obsolete stuff I’ve collected. But I panicked. I didn’t want to be left out of the New Digital Order. People would sneer at me, “He doesn’t have an eBay account!” Children would giggle; dogs would snarl. So I tried to log in to the site linked to the e-mail. It didn’t see to work so well, so I forgot about it for a while. Then, a day or two later, I spotted a tiny news item. It warned of a variant of the online scam called phishing. Don’t give your account passwords to anyone, the article said. Even to online messages that seem to be from a legitimate company. Such as eBay. I frantically e-mailed eBay. Yep, their reply e-mail said, I’d been the target of a scam. I had visions of scam artists ordering a big-screen TV and charging it to me. I tried to access my personal account. No luck. I had visions of a scamster buying a Picasso. I contacted eBay. They were quite helpful. It turns out that I had apparently never finished registering with eBay in the first place. So then I had to officially open my account, just to find out whether it had been used. As I did so, I was sure I’d finally open it to find a bid on a painting by Picasso. I was in luck, however. There were no bids out on it — not for a Lexus, not for a Picasso, not even for an old lampshade or souvenir of the Grand Canyon. As an editor, I’ve read plenty of articles warning people about online scams. But I bit anyway. So I have resolved to be more careful with my online stuff. Gotta go. A very helpful guy in Nigeria has put the Brooklyn Bridge up for sale online, and I want to see if my bid was a winner. I could, at least, store all my old stuff on it.

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