Ann Coulter — syndicated conservative columnist, best-selling author of books such as “Treason,” and human political-grenade launcher — rarely does telephone interviews. She doesn’t trust the liberal press to transcribe her quotes accurately/honestly. But she’s always willing to answer questions via e-mail from the Trib, which runs her column every Sunday. Coulter (anncoulter.com) is on the road plugging “How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must),” a compendium of her columns (uncensored and uncut) that is No. 2 on The New York Times nonfiction best-seller list: Q: Is there an easy way to spot a liberal, so you will know how to talk to him/her/it? A: In the “blue” states, every bearded man seems to be a liberal. All the bearded women are. Q: Of all your columns, which has drawn the most outrage from the punditocracy, and do you have any remorse? A: “Convert Them to Christianity,” and no. Q: Why should those lucky readers of the Trib who’ve already read your weekly columns buy your new book? A: Only about half the book is a “greatest hits” collection, and that includes articles from George magazine and Human Events. My columns should be collected like treasured photos you may have lost over the years. Q: Do you plan to visit Jon Stewart on “The Daily Show” to plug your book? A: I’d plug my book anywhere. Well, maybe not at a luncheon of Emily’s List, but almost anywhere. Q: What is the worst idea liberals have frozen into federal law that you would want to see erased today? A: The withholding tax. Q: What is the most dangerous liberal institution in the USA? A: The “Today” show. Q: Who is or was the last good liberal, and why? A: John Stewart Mill. Because that’s when “liberal” meant something entirely different. Q: How can you tell John Kerry is a liberal? A: The Botox, fake tans and latex skiing outfit. Q: Is Teresa Heinz Kerry a strong woman? A: Yes, if by “strong” you mean “crazy.” Q: What is the first thing you’ll do if Kerry wins on Nov. 2? A: Reconsider my safety as a citizen of the U.S. Q: In 50 words or more, what kind of a conservative are you, and who are your great intellectual or political heroes? A: True blue. Ronald Reagan. I’ll leave you to fill in the last 46 words. Q: Why don’t you convert to libertarianism• You and John Stossel could get married and save America. A: Libertarians are potheads posing as right-wingers. But John Stossel is a fine fellow. I just don’t think I could go along with working “give me a break” into the wedding vows. Q: Conservatism in America is alive and well: true or false? A: True. Q: Hasn’t President Bush exhibited some dangerous liberal tendencies — huge budgets, Big Government prescription drug bill, his porky farm bill, his amnesty for illegal immigrants? A: Yes. However, let this not detract from the fact that his election is crucial to the survival of the republic. Q: Is there anything Bush could say, promise or do that would cost him your support? A: “I agree with John Kerry.” Q: Is there anything, anywhere, anytime, that you wrote, said or thought that you now sincerely wish you hadn’t? A: Yes, a college exam once on which I got a C-plus. Q: Is there anything you’d like to say to voters of the great swing states of Pennsylvania and Ohio? A: Quit the dithering and vote for Bush. How many lousy free meals do you need to accept from this guy Frank Luntz?

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