Hit 'delete' on net neutrality

There's a reason the words “I'm from the government, and I'm here to help” are a punch line. Government involvement rarely helps. In many instances, it exacerbates the situation.

We've seen it happen in the financial sector. The Dodd-Frank legislation that was supposed to prevent another crisis is instead mandating regulations that simply make things more expensive for ordinary consumers — all while increasing the chances of a bailout. We've seen it happen in health care, with ObamaCare saddling the economy with costly requirements that aren't making anyone healthier.

And now that the Federal Communications Commission has voted for the third time in the last decade to institute “net neutrality,” it's fair to ask if we're about to see it online.

Many people are under the mistaken impression that this change will mean a freer, fairer Internet. They take the phrase “net neutrality” at face value. But while it's alliterative and catchy, it's also dangerous. Ironically, it sets up a situation under which the online rules are anything but free, fair or neutral.

For years, the broadband services provided by such companies as Verizon, AT&T and Comcast have been treated differently than traditional telephone and utility services. They haven't had to operate under “common-carrier” rules that prohibit them from varying rates and services for their broadband offerings.

They can offer — and charge — what they want. But this is good. Consumers win under this scenario. Broadband providers must compete for business. And they can't win and keep customers without offering better, faster service at lower rates.

But now? They're common carriers that provide “telecommunications services.” So the FCC is free to regulate them.

In answer to some of the criticism, the FCC has assured the public that it won't resort to regulating broadband providers as fully as the law would allow. But you don't have to be as skeptical of government promises as I am to view this assurance with a heavy dose of suspicion.

I'm not saying the FCC is necessarily being disingenuous. But consider the government's track record.

President Lyndon Johnson, for example, told us that the welfare system he signed into law in the 1960s would be a “hand up,” not a handout. Yet until the 1996 reform, it was impossible to view as anything but a handout.

Consider how the Internet has changed our lives in the last few years alone. Would that have been possible with bureaucrats in Washington empowered to oversee what service providers can and cannot do?

We'd be lucky to have even dial-up service today.

The good news? This fight isn't over. As I mentioned earlier, we've been here twice before, once in 2006 and again in 2010. Both times, net neutrality didn't survive a court challenge, and that's where we look now. The FCC's latest version of net neutrality will have to weather review in the courts as well.

Sorry, but net neutrality is like a virus or a bad line of code. It needs to be eradicated, not embraced. The government is here, all right, but not to help.

Ed Feulner is founder of The Heritage Foundation (heritage.org). Michelle Malkin is off today.